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I wanna get umm, Trevor as uhh Garfield, but he's got sunglasses on, and he's like looking over the sunglasses like, *wink* y'know? And I want him to have his vape and uh uh double neck guitar, and like one of the necks is his penis, and he's like wailing on it and there's like notes comin' out of it, but he's also on a… surfboard! And waves are coming up at the bottom, so he's like surfin' and wailin' at the same time and and in cursive over it it'll say "He Never Missed" and the whole thing is in front of a pot leaf! And aaall that is on a cross, but it looks like a T cuz the builder like messed up but it works out y'know? Oh wait and then at the bottom it says "1980-2021" cuz he died, and he would like, FREAK out if he saw this. HE NEVER MISSED !!

Reference: Tattoo Parlor (Happy Birthday Rick) [S1E09]

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