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​ How Do I Place An Order?​

Head your cute little buns over to the "SHOP" tab, click on the product you'd like, then simply choose from the options and click "ADD TO CART". You can add as many items as you'd like to your shopping cart, and then simply checkout whenever you are ready. 


 Payment & Shipping

Once your order is placed is it sent to our manufacturer. Production will take between 1-7 days, and shipping is expected between 2-5 days after production.


 Secure Ordering & Payment Options

You have the option to pay with either credit/debit card or PayPal!


 Returns & Refunds

Since we work with a print-on-demand company, unfortunately we cannot accept returns/refunds on items for the following reasons: wrong size, color, or simply doesn’t like the product. Refunds can be accepted if the product is damaged, or if there is a manufacturer error.
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 Boring Legal Junk

When buying an item you agree that: (I) you are responsible for reading the full item listing before making a commitment to buy it: (II) you enter into a legally binding contract to purchase an item when you commit to buy an item and you complete the check-out payment process.

The prices we charge for our products are listed on the website. We reserve the right to change our prices for products displayed at any time, and to correct pricing errors that may inadvertently occur.

The service and all materials therein or transferred thereby, including, without limitation, software, images, text, graphics, logos, patents, trademarks, service marks, copyrights, photographs, audio, videos, music and all Intellectual Property Rights related thereto, are the exclusive property of Chicken Not Kittens. Except as explicitly provided herein, nothing in these Terms shall be deemed to create a license in or under any such Intellectual Property Rights, and you agree not to sell, license, rent, modify, distribute, copy, reproduce, transmit, publicly display, publicly perform, publish, adapt, edit or create derivative works thereof. Capisce?

You agree to indemnify and hold Chicken Not Kittens harmless from any demands, loss, liability, claims or expenses, made against them by any third party due to, or arising out of, or in connection with your use of the website or any of the services offered on the website.

We reserve the right to modify these terms from time to time at our sole discretion. Therefore, you should review this page periodically. When we change the Terms in a material manner, we will notify you that material changes have been made to the Terms. Your continued use of the Website of our service after any such change constitutes your acceptance of the new Terms. If you do not agree to any of these terms or any future version of the Terms, do not use or access the website or service. Alcatraz means pelican.


 Thank you for shopping with us!

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